cdbragg

A collection of ramblings I came up with while trying to see why this particular computer kept crashing when the user was using Microsoft Word. So of course, I had to come up with some things to write to test the theory that Word was the problem. To all you purists out there - I already know that you will say Word is the problem. Perhaps you could also say Grease is the Word. I am the Word Thy God. Ergo, God is the problem? Anyhoo... here are my ramblings. The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. Jimmy was a hairy fellow. His teeth were old and yellow. He jumped into the river bed. But it was too shallow. Tennis is a game played with two people, two racquets and one ball. It is played on a court, with a net. There are lines on the court to indicate whether the ball is in or out. If it is out, it should be brought back in because it is only a child and shouldn’t be allowed out at night by itself. Cricket is a game that has two teams. When one team is in, the other team try to...

There beith a man as high as a tree
He cometh of natur, a valens of three
He walkd thro the for'st, trivalently
What thou its named, d'nt asketh me!